Prickly City by Scott Stantis for November 22, 2014

This is the best Prickly I’ve seen in a very long time!

We need to find signs of intelligent life on earth first.

I would not blame the sins of the bureaucracy on voters. Rather like blaming shareholders for lousy clerk service at the local department store.

Reporter: Do you think you’ll find life on Mars?Jose Jimenez: Maybe… If I land on a Saturday night.

I suspect any alien life out there is avoiding us like a plague. By this time, our entire solar system is in quarantine. Picture a big sign, Here There be Monsters!