Monty by Jim Meddick for November 26, 2014
Transcript:
Sir I doth regret to report that we were unableth to butcher an innocent turkey for our barbaric feast. Curses! But surely there musteth be some other type fowl we can devour in a most brutish and savage way... Hark!... What goes there?! Sir, I believe it it is called a parrot. Aha! methinks our feast is redeemed! The Pilgrim dream again?
Randy B Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Captain Kangaroo and Angry Abe Lincoln, with a chainsaw!
billyruffian almost 10 years ago
Don’t be afraid, Pilsner, I’m 99% sure the pilgrims didn’t have chainsaws.
puddlesplatt almost 10 years ago
Mum on this one, but I laugh at my thought.
Thomas Scott Roberts creator almost 10 years ago
I’ll just assume that the horribly inaccurate antiquated English is because Pilsner doesn’t know any better.
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Well…. Pilsner is a birdbrain – and his owner is a guy named Moondog…. too funny!
vldazzle almost 10 years ago
Pilsner is my favorite character in the strip, and the only time I HAVE had a parrot climb to my head WAS when it was very frightened.
hamon almost 10 years ago
Ye olde chainsaw
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
Pilsner, you’ve got stop drinking Red Bull or the like before going to bed! These nightmares will not end after Thanksgiving; they will just morph into you being a red-nosed parrot who all the other parrots will not let join in any parrot games, until the Evil One dressed in red forces you to pull a gigantic and heavy flying sleigh….
Strod almost 10 years ago
Exactly. Well said.