Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2014

Don’t worry, Rat, I’m sure they’ll be happy just getting a lei.

a letter back to them saying Rat is deceased? double celebration!!!!!!!!!!!

I wonder if that would work with the tax guys…

finally Rat has a usable idea!

I would send the RSVP with a big drawing of a knot on it and let them figure it out.

Rat’s part weasel.

They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b

They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b

My cat eats tuna and turkey.

Call Samuel L. Jackson: Rats on a Plane.

Ooooo, tell that to my neighbor’s cat. It devoured a couple of rats in my back yard last month!

I got to give this one to Rat. I really hate when they plan a wedding in far locations, just because it is “lovely”, such as Hawaii, the Caribbean, a Cruise or the so and then expecting a very expensive wedding gift!!

Lovely.

xxx

??? My cats sure as heck do. Sometimes they just bring the rat to me (for me to eat, I guess) and usually they don’t eat the whole thing, but yes, cats do eat rats.

I may use that out some day. At 70, it’s easily believable.

That must have been some big cat! My cats also like lizards, but it can be dangerous for them when they eat lizards because it’s hard to digest the scales. Oh, and birds, of course. They catch and eat birds.

I like Rat’s solution. Of course, he’ll have to remember to stay “dead” to them, or come up with a good resurrection tale….

Great! Reading the comics has solved the Christmas Presents problem.

Ha!