Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2014
Transcript:
Rat: My cousin's getting married in Hawaii. So in addition to buying her an expense wedding gift, I now have to pay for an expensive flight and hotel. Goat: So what are you gonna do? Rat: I'm sending my invitation back to her with 'deceased' written on the envelope. Rat: It's a bog money-saver.
Sherlock Watson about 10 years ago
Don’t worry, Rat, I’m sure they’ll be happy just getting a lei.
wiselad about 10 years ago
a letter back to them saying Rat is deceased? double celebration!!!!!!!!!!!
PICTO about 10 years ago
I wonder if that would work with the tax guys…
oldschool434 about 10 years ago
finally Rat has a usable idea!
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
I would send the RSVP with a big drawing of a knot on it and let them figure it out.
eddie6192 about 10 years ago
Rat’s part weasel.
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b
puddlesplatt about 10 years ago
They had a bet, he would lie, and back out…Cheap s o b
e.groves about 10 years ago
My cat eats tuna and turkey.
dutchs about 10 years ago
Call Samuel L. Jackson: Rats on a Plane.
luvdafuneez about 10 years ago
Ooooo, tell that to my neighbor’s cat. It devoured a couple of rats in my back yard last month!
Mikel V about 10 years ago
I got to give this one to Rat. I really hate when they plan a wedding in far locations, just because it is “lovely”, such as Hawaii, the Caribbean, a Cruise or the so and then expecting a very expensive wedding gift!!
Number Three about 10 years ago
Lovely.
xxx
lmonteros about 10 years ago
??? My cats sure as heck do. Sometimes they just bring the rat to me (for me to eat, I guess) and usually they don’t eat the whole thing, but yes, cats do eat rats.
gaslightguy about 10 years ago
I may use that out some day. At 70, it’s easily believable.
lmonteros about 10 years ago
That must have been some big cat! My cats also like lizards, but it can be dangerous for them when they eat lizards because it’s hard to digest the scales. Oh, and birds, of course. They catch and eat birds.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
I like Rat’s solution. Of course, he’ll have to remember to stay “dead” to them, or come up with a good resurrection tale….
RH3 about 10 years ago
Great! Reading the comics has solved the Christmas Presents problem.
claire de la lune. about 10 years ago
Ha!