Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 05, 2014

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Rat: My cousin's getting married in Hawaii. So in addition to buying her an expense wedding gift, I now have to pay for an expensive flight and hotel. Goat: So what are you gonna do? Rat: I'm sending my invitation back to her with 'deceased' written on the envelope. Rat: It's a bog money-saver.