Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 27, 2014

The corn better not get too steamed or else he’ll pop.

The corn will only give you an earful and the lettuce is losing it’s head. But you better take the spear away from the broccoli.

I don’t know… that carrot looks more constipated than steamed.

I thought they were zombie produce. I could have sworn I heard the corn saying, “Graaiiiins…”

Hey, angry veggies! Don’t take your hostilities out on Lio; he’s just reading the wicked menu!

“Don’t look at me, it’s was DAD’S idea!”

You’d be “steamed” too if you just came out of the cooker!.I prefer most of my veggies raw. Corn, of course, only lightly cooked by spending only a minute or so in boiling water. Some folks cook the “corn” out of corn…

Uh oh!

At least they’re not fried.

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