The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 29, 2014

The house special was grilled cutlets which Rusty failed to recommend. He died because of his silence of the lamb.

“…and that’s Doctor Lecter!”

I would never get the liver at that place, I heard its really offal

It tastes like chicken, I hear. He should have a chardonnay.

That Lecter, he knows how to pate’.

Eating too much liver, particularly liver with a very high iron content, can cause health problems in some cases. Some types of animal liver contain more iron than others.And I bet Rusty’s liver is over the top in iron content.

You forgot to stuff it. Ribbet.

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

“Oh, Mr. Lecter, I wish you had said something earlier. I have more than a dozen livers, and I would gladly have given you one of mine, only I left them all back home. Now I’ll have to go back to get you one.” (Paraphrasing the monkey from the Japanese story, “Why the Jellyfish Has No Bones.”)

I won’t be trying this recipe – don’t like liver – no way, no how!