Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 18, 2014
December 17, 2014
December 19, 2014
Transcript:
JJ: Mother? When's dinner going to be ready? I do't want to be late for the airport. Joanie: It won't be long, dear. Have some nuts. JJ: Thanks. Listen, mother, about Zeke. Try not to be so hostile, okay? I know you think we're too young. Joanie: Hostile? Joan, who said I was... JJ: Also, when he gets her, please don't say anything about his fingernails. Joanie: Fingernails? JJ: It's part of his religion. You don't have unsalted, do you?
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
Just rub the salt off.
habfan40 almost 10 years ago
you wonder why some animals eat their young
greenearthman almost 10 years ago
I am so looking forward to Zeke’s first appearance. Maybe the worst scumbag in the Doonesbury Pantheon. Way too old for JJ. Always got a scam or hustle going. If one of my daughters had brought home somebody like Zeke, I would have gone ballistic!
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
Old joke: “Someday you will strike gold. And from the looks of your fingernails you’ve started digging already!”
summerdog86 almost 10 years ago
Maybe if Joanie had stayed to raise her own daughter, she wouldn’t have turned out to be such a…such a…words escape me to describe her.
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Or better yet, don’t go to the airport at all, and save yourself, J.J..Never mind; it’s like going to a slasher movie and telling the teenage girl, “Don’t go down to the basement by yourself.”
Coyoty Premium Member almost 10 years ago
“Mother, let me introduce you to—”
“EEEK!!!”
“No, Zeke…”
IncognitoPenguin almost 10 years ago
Jeff is looking more and more like the good kid in the family!
marvee almost 10 years ago
I thought JJ married Doonesbury; they divorced and then she took up with scumbag. Or am I skipping a generation?