Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 11, 2014

Well isn’t this a tit or tat. Cobra goes undercover without telling Rip and Rip gets married with out telling her.

Love the sound of cartoon bullets first thing in the morning. I just wish Rip was the shooter instead of the shootee.

I don’t understand why Cobra is surprised? She has betrayed Rip several times, abandoned him more than once and left their adopted son, to boot. Granted, Rip has also abandoned RJ but that’s besides the point. To “fancify” a particularly popular urban lyric, “That trollop does not know fidelity.”

I love the Ka-coloring in today’s strip; which brings me to a question. Does anyone know what computer program they use to color cartoon strips?

Uh, what happened to Rip Jr? Who moved in with Cobra and Rip as his new found parents…..

That would be the successor to Corel Draw Dan?

Now that Rip has broken the news to her, I’m sure Cobra’s KA-Faint-induced coma will KA-Kick-in once this situation dies down.…Bad choice of words, I know.

Hey, Dan, now that R.J. is a young man and not a little tyke anymore, I bet you could do more with papa Rip! Use your awesome imagination, dude! :-D

HEY batta batta batta…

Somehow, I suspect the marriage never actually took place.

What they didn’t even put a bullet in his head first?