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āFirst mistakeā¦I was the one on the grassy knoll. Second mistakeā¦the Lindburgh Baby is fine. Heās all grown up now and living down the street. He does need to mow his lawn though. Third mistakeā¦Jack wasnāt a Ripper. He was a Rapper. Jack the Rapper. Learn to read. Fourth mistakeā¦ā
āI wanna report a rape. I wouldnāt have intercourse with him unless he agreed to pay for it and now he refuses to pay me.ā.āUh, maāam you ARE aware prostitution is illegal in this state, arenāt you?ā.āYes, but which carries the worst penalty?ā.āGood point. Weāll be there in a nonce to arrest you both.ā
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
If he doesnāt perform well tonight you can be sure he will be a rapist in the morning.
J Short about 10 years ago
So the price for looking is worth it. How about the price for sex?
warjoski Premium Member about 10 years ago
āFirst mistakeā¦I was the one on the grassy knoll. Second mistakeā¦the Lindburgh Baby is fine. Heās all grown up now and living down the street. He does need to mow his lawn though. Third mistakeā¦Jack wasnāt a Ripper. He was a Rapper. Jack the Rapper. Learn to read. Fourth mistakeā¦ā
mightyfrog about 10 years ago
No better way to get on the good side of the police than by starting the conversation with āI want to clear up a few mistakes with you..ā
skeeterhawk about 10 years ago
You were right: I AM a prostitute. Arrest me and take me away. Anythingās better than spending another minute with Todd.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
āI wanna report a rape. I wouldnāt have intercourse with him unless he agreed to pay for it and now he refuses to pay me.ā.āUh, maāam you ARE aware prostitution is illegal in this state, arenāt you?ā.āYes, but which carries the worst penalty?ā.āGood point. Weāll be there in a nonce to arrest you both.ā