Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 09, 2014

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    Observer fo Irony  almost 10 years ago

    If he doesn’t perform well tonight you can be sure he will be a rapist in the morning.

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    J Short  almost 10 years ago

    So the price for looking is worth it. How about the price for sex?

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    warjoski Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    ‘First mistake…I was the one on the grassy knoll. Second mistake…the Lindburgh Baby is fine. He’s all grown up now and living down the street. He does need to mow his lawn though. Third mistake…Jack wasn’t a Ripper. He was a Rapper. Jack the Rapper. Learn to read. Fourth mistake…’

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    mightyfrog  almost 10 years ago

    No better way to get on the good side of the police than by starting the conversation with “I want to clear up a few mistakes with you..”

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    skeeterhawk  almost 10 years ago

    You were right: I AM a prostitute. Arrest me and take me away. Anything’s better than spending another minute with Todd.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “I wanna report a rape. I wouldn’t have intercourse with him unless he agreed to pay for it and now he refuses to pay me.”.“Uh, ma’am you ARE aware prostitution is illegal in this state, aren’t you?”.“Yes, but which carries the worst penalty?”.“Good point. We’ll be there in a nonce to arrest you both.”

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