Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for December 17, 2014

Up City!

Hm.. he’s starting to make sense. MAN CITY!

Definitely City!

Some please translate.

Tread carefully Satchel! In mot cases, the reason some UK cities have two soccer teams is that one is Church of England and the other Roman Catholic!

Just got here ,Thanks !

They live in a purple flat.

I just looked it up — there really is a village called “Crapstone”.

“My old man’s a dustman, he wears a dustman’s hat”

I think you’ll find is the correct line.

Followed by:“He wears Gorblimey trousers and he lives in a council flat”

I was fine with everything up to Satch’s last line — had to Google “Benetton.”

It was Churchill who said Americans and Brits were two people divided by a common language. Guess that applies too Americans and Aussies, too. But we’re all jolly chums, what?

I just realized that Max looks like Bill the Cat!!!

To continue in a December theme:Some folks give tips at Christmas, And some of them forget.So when he picks their bins up, He spills some on the steps.Now one old man got nasty,And to the council wrote.Next time my ole man went round there,He punched him up the froat.

MM-HM. MM-HM.

After he ate too many carrots.