Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 20, 2014

I’ve NEVER seen underpants with pictures of ANY bugs on them. I need to get out more… (Unless she meant Buddy Holly?)

The cricket pictures can entertain the ants in her pants.

I would LOVE underpants with crickets on them!

There was the sound of a disembodied voice, ‘Need… more…socks.’

She could have gotten Agnes a small toy at a discount store instead of buying socks and underwear then she could stop playing with any weird, disgusting things she finds….except for Trout.

Fewer socks = a better Christmas

I hope she means Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

I remember an old Dick Van Dyke episode where Rob and Laura got a windfall of some type. Laura wanted to do something practical with it and Rob said, “Doggone it, you’re trying to turn this into underwear money!” That stuck with me, and I’ve realized that sometimes, whatever practicality might demand, sometimes the soul requires more than underwear.

I’ve never understood the whole pictures on underpants thing, since, technically, you’re not supposed to go around showing people your underpants….

But if you do there’s pictures.

Uh guys, “panty crickets” is cute slang for crabs or scabies.

cricket panties? what about spider socks or cockroach t-shirts?