That Flying Bicycle sounds oh so nice. Tiny Agnes Sugar Cookie might get the bike, but our Agnes will be blessed with a box of many socks. Tall socks. Short socks. Cuffed and rolled socks. Socks of wool, of cotton, of silk and bamboo. They shall be black, white, pink and blue. Sunshine Yellow and fire engine red. There will be green tartans and purple argyle ones. …. Because when Grandma went to the Buy More for Less department store to pick up a pair of black socks for Agnes (they do go with everything) – she was surprised to discover she was the 100,000th visitor!…So she got to pop a coloured balloon to discover her prize. …. It was to grab as many socks in 60 seconds. …… Did I mention it was the BuyMore for Less store? :)
J Short almost 10 years ago
Long before Cain and Abel; and sadly, no doubt, into the future. They didn’t name the movie Star WARS for nothing.
David Huie Green AmericaIsGreatItHasUs almost 10 years ago
In Agnes’ case, shoes is likely a major expense
jamestipton222 almost 10 years ago
Yeah,I’d rather have the socks.
rshive almost 10 years ago
And thus it came to pass. Tiny Agnes Sugar Cookie REALLY wanted socks.
neatslob Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Iceland has Jólaköttur, the Yule Cat, who eats children who didn’t get any clothing for Christmas.
Perkycat almost 10 years ago
A ‘Mrs. Jay-Z’ concert doesn’t interest me. But A FLYING BICYCLE! — That would be cool. I have plenty of socks.
gzitver almost 10 years ago
Unfortunately the idea of Beyonce performing a private concert for the offspring of a wealthy but morally dubious parent is not a fantasy.
http://www.theguardian.com/music/2010/jan/06/beyonce-new-years-eve-concertQuietStorm27 almost 10 years ago
Sadly there are many real children like Agnes whose parents can’t afford to give them gifts or necessities.
echoraven almost 10 years ago
father in munitions… Nice!
Hunter7 almost 10 years ago
That Flying Bicycle sounds oh so nice. Tiny Agnes Sugar Cookie might get the bike, but our Agnes will be blessed with a box of many socks. Tall socks. Short socks. Cuffed and rolled socks. Socks of wool, of cotton, of silk and bamboo. They shall be black, white, pink and blue. Sunshine Yellow and fire engine red. There will be green tartans and purple argyle ones. …. Because when Grandma went to the Buy More for Less department store to pick up a pair of black socks for Agnes (they do go with everything) – she was surprised to discover she was the 100,000th visitor!…So she got to pop a coloured balloon to discover her prize. …. It was to grab as many socks in 60 seconds. …… Did I mention it was the BuyMore for Less store? :)