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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 30, 2014
December 29, 2014
December 31, 2014
Transcript:
Zonker: Is that you, Brenner? Zeke: Hey, Zonk! Good to see you again, man! Zonker; Brenner, what the hell is going on? Who had Duke declared dead? Zeke: It had to be done sooner or later, man. Life goes on, you know? Zonker: So you wrote him off? Just like that? Zeke: Well, we were thinking of a memorial service, but his attorney and I figured we oughta try to keep expenses down. Zonker: As a courtesy to his heirs, no doubt. Zeke: Right. Besides, I couldn't remember which cult he belonged to.
BE THIS GUY about 10 years ago
I thinks, it was the church headed by Timothy Leary.
Argythree about 10 years ago
So âUncle Stupidheadâ comes by his name honestlyâŠ
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen about 10 years ago
Peyote Praisers?Santa Maria Juana?Latter Saints Day?Moneymoneymoneymoney!
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 10 years ago
Zeke Brenner. Iâll try to remember his surname. But Iâll probably fail.
thirdguy about 10 years ago
First Church of the Gooey Death, and Discount House of Worship!
chris_o42 about 10 years ago
Church of the Undivided Donation.
Packratjohn Premium Member about 10 years ago
For us it was Brother Dellâs Baptismal Car Wash and Credit Card Whorehouse. Not much of a religion, but we followed it religiously.
Blood-Poisoning Vermin about 10 years ago
Or Jim Staffordâs âFrisbeetarianistsâ who believed that when you died your soul didnât go to heaven it just got stuck on the roof.
kaffekup about 10 years ago
And then there was Flannery OâConnorâs âChurch without Jesus: where the blind donât see, the lame donât walk and whatâs dead stays that wayâ, if I recall correctly.