Agnes by Tony Cochran for January 07, 2015

This is where the dumpster diving comes in.handy.

close enough, Agnes

Painted pants? That will create some stiff competition.

A little rash developed from moving as well.

Considering that those pajama jeans ( As Seen on TV!® ) are probably quite stretchy, she probably sprayed them while wearing them.

Removing them at bathtime will be a project in itself….not to mention the glossy black, non water-soluble, outdated spray paint from some dumpster that also got in her hair and on the bedroom rug.

Why do I have a feeling Grandma will not be pleased?

Have to like Agnes’ book. Just a few days ago, she complained about Ohio’s lack of hills. Now she wants to be a luge star, which certainly requires them.

Agnes is following through. She has the cookie sheet. She has the ‘cool’ costume. Now she just needs that hill. Does Agnes realize the luge track is a lot higher than the high dive board? And the speed she will be going will make her dream loving thoughts of that community pool’s high dive board.