Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for December 14, 2014

YES, BUT IT DOESN’T COVER THIS SITUATION !

scary, great job Thom.

But he doesn’t have his health.

I’d prefer health assurance instead of insurance. ;-)

His policy might cover wracking pain, but …

I don’t know why they call it health insurance, it doesn’t assure one of having good health, it only assures the doctors of getting paid whether the patient gets well or not

His deductible will cost him an arm and a leg.

health insurance has awarded him with a spinal decompression treatment

Or an ISIS training academy !

Covering the deductible will be a stretch

Yes, but does it cover Dungeon Calls?

That’s stretching it a bit too much…