Earl left himself wide open and Opal failed to seize the opportunity. The possibilities are endless, but a bottle of magnesium citrate comes to mind. And a nice roll of TP.
If one “disses” a member of the opposite sex, that one is called, “sexist.” What does one call a person who disrespects an “elderly person?” An “eldist”??? :-)
LuvThemPluggers almost 10 years ago
A package of fig newtons should do it.
Templo S.U.D. almost 10 years ago
How about a bag a barbecue briquettes to put into Earl’s Christmas stocking, Opal?
Llewellenbruce almost 10 years ago
Get him a box of Depends Opal.
GROG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
A boat load of bacon would do it for me.
Mhendricks almost 10 years ago
So Opal CAN drive herself places!
puddymom almost 10 years ago
Why are those two still together?
dadoctah almost 10 years ago
Earl: What the heck is this?Opal: Shoe trees, dear. You said surprise you.
JoanHelen almost 10 years ago
@Mhendricks. Perhaps the local store is close enough to walk to but the fabric store is in the next town. That’s the way it is in our village :)
Loijen almost 10 years ago
Be nice for once Opal, bring him a cup of Hot Cocoa!
Brown Leghorn almost 10 years ago
I would say stop at the bakeries and get some fresh Kaiser rolls and a dozen jelly donuts! MMMM!
jtviper7 almost 10 years ago
Bring him a muzzle for Opal’s mouth…Extra Large.
holmswedeholm almost 10 years ago
It IS curious that she can get to the store on her own, but when going to the fabric store, Earl is required to go with her or to take her….
Number Three almost 10 years ago
Count to 10, Opal!
xxx
rphbeta almost 10 years ago
Earl left himself wide open and Opal failed to seize the opportunity. The possibilities are endless, but a bottle of magnesium citrate comes to mind. And a nice roll of TP.
todyoung almost 10 years ago
If one “disses” a member of the opposite sex, that one is called, “sexist.” What does one call a person who disrespects an “elderly person?” An “eldist”??? :-)