The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 07, 2015

Fresher air?Just move far away from Crustwood and the Pennys.

Burl needs 5 pounds of activated charcoal under his seat cushion!If she put Burl’s old gym (gym? when did he ever go to a gym?) shoes in the dryer, the dryer would give up and die.And by all means fluff up the bed pillows, you need to distribute the dust mites around once in a while.

I would imagine they get home delivery of air freshener—and store it in a 250 gal. propane tank.

X …unfortunately, they can’t.Well, Burl and Joy can’t, anyhow.Wherever they go, there they are.

So you can take the Pennys out of Crustwood….but you can’t take the smell out of the Pennys.

Re: the to-do list: Yep: dem bed pillows are gonna be TOAST!! Orrrrrr……..they just want to sleep smelling Burl’s shoes all night…….

Remember the old saying: " A fox doesn’t smell his own tail"

I’d bet that Burl’s gym shoes are from his high school days.

Imnormal….I’ve never heard of a Glade Pop-up….I tried Googling it but not much came up.

You could try that yourself….

Just click right hereAnd for anybody who cares..I did find a page on the SC Johnson website with links to the ingredients of (supposedly) every Glade product they make.

I didn’t see anything called a pop-up…but it’s a loooong page.Or maybe the Pennys mean the can that apparently sprays itself (aaaagh!) every so often…

Take a look!

I do give the dog a little rub with the dryer sheet after the clothes are finished. Helps a lot if it has been rainy.