Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Frank Finkle: Hey, Hayseed, as head of the homeowners association, I order you to shovel your front alk! Rip Haywire: Stand back, Finkle, I am about to do just that. Frank Finkle: Haysmaug, don't you dare use that flame-thrower! Rip Haywire: Relax, it's not even on. Anymore... it's not even on anymore.
Kali39 almost 10 years ago
Your cover is falling even faller, Rip. One more of these, and we’ll know you’re really Maxwell Smart… :-)
dimndno almost 10 years ago
Don’t worry. It’s not loaded!
PMark almost 10 years ago
Dan, Thanks for your wonderful comic strip. I laugh more for it than any other.
I AM CARTOON LADY! almost 10 years ago
Only a real man uses a Ka-Flame thrower to shovel his sidewalk!
imbaldeagle almost 10 years ago
Let’s see, Finkle – are you doing a slow burn… or a fast one?
Vince M almost 10 years ago
They were selling commercial flame throwers in the 60s for this very purpose. Can’t imagine why they quit…
Vince M almost 10 years ago
Stylish, too! http://www.vintageadbrowser.com/household-ads-1970s/2
AliCom almost 10 years ago
My husband used to use a flame thrower to clear weeds from the gravel walk.
johnrussco almost 10 years ago
Finkle had that coming
Mel-T-Pass Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Haysmaug, stop dragon your a— and get to shoveling!
Dragoncat almost 10 years ago
Pity… I must admit that Finkle did make that hat look good.