Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for December 29, 2014
Transcript:
Frank Finkle: Hey, Hayseed, as head of the homeowners association, I order you to shovel your front alk! Rip Haywire: Stand back, Finkle, I am about to do just that. Frank Finkle: Haysmaug, don't you dare use that flame-thrower! Rip Haywire: Relax, it's not even on. Anymore... it's not even on anymore.
Pity… I must admit that Finkle did make that hat look good.