Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2015

Good old Bob. Go down and pick it out, Bung.

like the Dodge girl who came with every new Dodge?

So Product Placement began long ago, apparently…

Not gonna do you much good without the horses.

So her crystal ball is powered by Google.

“Yes you can get the Deal of a Lifetime at Bob’s Quality Carriages! Sorry, girl not included.” Of course, in those days, it was generally assumed that most people already had the horses!

Could happen. I found happiness in the back seat of a ’60 Chevy.

You DO understand that you are free to read or not read them, don’t you?

I HATE pop-up ads!!!