Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 18, 2014
Transcript:
Mom: Phoebe, your teacher e-mailed me. Phoebe: Uh-oh. ...I mean, why? Mom: You told me you did your book report, but you never handed it in. Phoebe: Um... my unicorn ate it. Marigold: Never use a unicorn as your excuse. Phoebe: I would've been a great excuse if YOU weren't so picky.
winddrift2006 almost 10 years ago
Hmm…didn’t Reynard61 call it yesterday?
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Grounded.Grounded with a Unicorn?OK, I could do that.
Stellagal almost 10 years ago
This would be impressive if Pheobe’s bedroom was on the second floor.
Hag5000 almost 10 years ago
Marigold’s words of wisdom for today.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Sorry Phoebe.
kaykeyser almost 10 years ago
Well next time do a book report on “The grass 1s Always Greener” by Jen Calonita instead of “Cloudy With a chance of Meatballs” Unicorns don’t eat meat.
dogday Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Oh, Phoebe…your parental units are WAY too hip to fall for that one! And Marigold was not on board with the lie to begin with, much less being your at-fault alibi.
reynard61 almost 10 years ago
@ Blegdaroth: Why yes, yes I did! (Much to my surprise! Just because it’s the obvious excuse, that doesn’t mean that it was the expected excuse…)
Masterius almost 10 years ago
I love the perspective in panel 2. Mom looks like she’s looming over the reader, just like she’d be doing to Phoebe.
luducks almost 10 years ago
Those striped stockings just make me want to tickle her. :)
Kark_The_Red_Canadian_Dragon 6 months ago
Busted!