Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for December 17, 2014
Transcript:
Marigold: You SHOULD probably do your book report. Phoebe: I know... But I already told my mom I DID already, so now if they see me doing it, they'll know I LIED. So I guess I'm gonna have to go on lying, forever. Here. I brought your favorite artisanal oats, to bribe you to keep quiet. Marigold: This is a new side of you.
So why doesn’t she do like most other students and copy and paste her report from Wikipedia at the last minute?