Pickles by Brian Crane for January 09, 2015

Some women seem to forget homes are residences, NOT museums of OCD neatness. If I can’t relax where I live then it’s not a home.

Most foods should be eaten in the kitchen. Not all over the house!

Just bring him a tray, Opal — and while you’re at it, a napkin. Oh, and how about a mug of coffee?

Let’s start with equal partnership. One does not tell the other what to do or not do. Frankly, I’m cool with a snack on the sofa. Just clean up any mess you make.

You can relax all you want, Earl. Just remember YOU have to cleanup after yourself.

My house, my rules. Don’t like it, 4Q!

POW #%&*$ right in the kisser… To the moon with her.

As near as I can tell, she does all the work around the house. And all I ever read is complaints about her.

.. and who did all the work in the house over the years? It’s a 50/50 proposition – never forget that!

This cartoon shows the exact reason I’m enjoying being single.

I really wish this wasn’t the Friday cartoon. Now we’ll never know the outcome.

Jus suis Charlie

Whenever we have surprise visitors, I say, “Excuse the mess, we live here.”

And what would that list be called, Opal?

xxx

I remember one time when our kids were young. We all left to go somewhere and when we got back, thought the house had been ransacked. Nope, it was just the way we left it.

I used to go over to a friends house to watch football games and drink beer..He liked to keep a clean house but wasn’t obnoxious about it..He only had one request..if I could throw the beer cans within at least 1 to 2 feet away from the wastebasket he would be happy.

If a man’s home is his castle, let him clean it.