Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 21, 2015

I had one of those alarmclock cats (also a Siamese crossbreed); they go off at 5 AM on the weekends.

Mine goes off one hour before sun rise.

Mines broken. It goes off at random times throughout the night.

Actually, mine is all of the above. And sleeps across my legs, the rest of the night.

I have two. One for a.m. feeding and the other for dinner time. And they don’t believe in or recognize the time changes.

And all fur.

The clock must be orange because neither Tabbies norSiamese are orange.

Start feeding your kitty when you awaken, and you’ll NEVER oversleep again!