Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 28, 2015

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I hate when that happens.

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    Bob.  almost 10 years ago

    Was on one once when a flight attendant landed on her butt.

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    dflak  almost 10 years ago

    Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Those of you on the right side of the aircraft may notice a flight of Russian MiGs

    Those of you on the left side will notice a flight of UFOs,

    The next sound you will hear will be that of the crew ejecting. Thank you for flying Bermuda Triangle Airlines.

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I’d be more disturbed by the announcement than the turbulence.

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