Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "Get going or you'll miss the school bus" Alien: *symbols* Calvin: "Uh... greetings. My name is Calvin" Alien: "Grittings. Ma nam is Kahlfin" Alien: "Grittings ma nam is Kahlfin" Calvin: "Um..yes! Well, Calvin, here's your lunchbox. Have a good day at school" Alien: "Hoffa gud tay" Alien: "Lunboks" Susie: "Hi Calvin" Calvin: "Grittings. Ma nam is Kahlfin. Heeryor lunboks. Hoffa gud tay askool" Mom: "Calvin's principal says to say hello" Dad: "Huh boy" Calvin: "It trod: dat darn Kahlfin stole ma spaceship!"
BE THIS GUY about 9 years ago
The spaceman’s English is improving.
Susie Derkins :D about 9 years ago
Language therapy could help you with your robot voices.
aejb about 9 years ago
“Calvin’s principal "? Aren’t we in first name basis by now?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 9 years ago
Was this the start for Spaceman Spiff?
burhansuer about 9 years ago
So creative! Thank you very much Bill.
JLG Premium Member about 9 years ago
Ah, man. This has gotta be one of the best.
Linux0s about 9 years ago
I bet Calvin has his own filing cabinet in the principal’s office.
davidf42 about 9 years ago
This is hilarious! I absolutely love it!
rentier about 9 years ago
I’m curious how it will go on!!
neverenoughgold about 9 years ago
E.T. phone home…
cubswin2016 about 9 years ago
I’d sure hate to see Calvin’s file.
luvdafuneez about 9 years ago
Thanks, Hobbes! Most enjoyable!
ant about 9 years ago
That alien is a chicken?!
patsy62 about 9 years ago
Outstanding ! I hope Calvin never lets the adults break him
Will_Scarlet about 9 years ago
On the plus side, he’s a much faster learner than he used to be.
Aaron Saltzer about 9 years ago
Strange little boy. Lol
Godfather Vito about 9 years ago
I wonder if mom and dad have their own reserved parking spot at school by now
rgcviper about 9 years ago
Thanks for all the comics, Hobbes. Fun.
Number Three about 9 years ago
I wish I could have had an alien replica of me when I was at school.
Especially on those dreadful Monday mornings!
xxx
kaffekup about 9 years ago
Now we know how ET jump-started his finger.
westny77 about 9 years ago
Since when does Suzie greet Calvin with a smile?Could be a fake Susie.
AwelCruiz about 9 years ago
“HEERYOR LUNBOKS.”
Calvin's Dad about 9 years ago
Hoffa Gud Tay.
Calvin's Dad about 9 years ago
Calvin’s Principal is called Mr. Spittle.