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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 12, 2015
Transcript:
Mom: "Get going or you'll miss the school bus" Alien: *symbols* Calvin: "Uh... greetings. My name is Calvin" Alien: "Grittings. Ma nam is Kahlfin" Alien: "Grittings ma nam is Kahlfin" Calvin: "Um..yes! Well, Calvin, here's your lunchbox. Have a good day at school" Alien: "Hoffa gud tay" Alien: "Lunboks" Susie: "Hi Calvin" Calvin: "Grittings. Ma nam is Kahlfin. Heeryor lunboks. Hoffa gud tay askool" Mom: "Calvin's principal says to say hello" Dad: "Huh boy" Calvin: "It trod: dat darn Kahlfin stole ma spaceship!"
BE THIS GUY almost 10 years ago
The spaceman’s English is improving.
Susie Derkins :D almost 10 years ago
Language therapy could help you with your robot voices.
aejb almost 10 years ago
“Calvin’s principal "? Aren’t we in first name basis by now?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Was this the start for Spaceman Spiff?
burhansuer almost 10 years ago
So creative! Thank you very much Bill.
JLG Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Ah, man. This has gotta be one of the best.
Linux0s almost 10 years ago
I bet Calvin has his own filing cabinet in the principal’s office.
davidf42 almost 10 years ago
This is hilarious! I absolutely love it!
rentier almost 10 years ago
I’m curious how it will go on!!
neverenoughgold almost 10 years ago
E.T. phone home…
cubswin2016 almost 10 years ago
I’d sure hate to see Calvin’s file.
luvdafuneez almost 10 years ago
Thanks, Hobbes! Most enjoyable!
ant almost 10 years ago
That alien is a chicken?!
patsy62 almost 10 years ago
Outstanding ! I hope Calvin never lets the adults break him
Will_Scarlet almost 10 years ago
On the plus side, he’s a much faster learner than he used to be.
Aaron Saltzer almost 10 years ago
Strange little boy. Lol
Godfather Vito almost 10 years ago
I wonder if mom and dad have their own reserved parking spot at school by now
rgcviper almost 10 years ago
Thanks for all the comics, Hobbes. Fun.
Number Three almost 10 years ago
I wish I could have had an alien replica of me when I was at school.
Especially on those dreadful Monday mornings!
xxx
kaffekup almost 10 years ago
Now we know how ET jump-started his finger.
westny77 almost 10 years ago
Since when does Suzie greet Calvin with a smile?Could be a fake Susie.
TimeLordSoundwave almost 10 years ago
“HEERYOR LUNBOKS.”
Calvin's Dad over 9 years ago
Hoffa Gud Tay.
Calvin's Dad over 9 years ago
Calvin’s Principal is called Mr. Spittle.