Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 16, 2015

Well tell him it ent here no more.

What is reclaimed wood?

Bob, why don’t you show him our line of wood chippers?

Looks like he’s out on of a limb.

shoudlve used groot instead of a random tree

He’s looking for some old [reclaimed] wood to replace his missing limbs. He’s worried about aesthetics, so the wood must look old to best match his limb stumps [I think] [;-)

Hmmm… If people use wood for artificial limbs, what would a tree use…

This seems to go against the grain…..wonder if all the puns have already been tapped?

derdave, thanks…..I guess I could have Googled it. But that would have taken a few seconds….

GodfreyDaniel…

I dunno… I guess I’m kinda stumped.I hate to leaf without making any….

I guess I’ll root around in the ol’ punbag… nothing really sticks in my mind right now.

X … nice of you to want to help him feel more chipper.

Hrooom, Hrooom, not so hasty. I am Groot, the Future Ent.

better consult a tree surgeon.

Knot any more puns?