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The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for January 15, 2015
January 14, 2015
January 16, 2015
Transcript:
Brutus: Hello, Chief? This is Brutus calling.
Mr. Veeblefester: You called in sick yesterday...don't tell me you're still ill.
Brutus: As a matter of fact, I'm so sick, it kept me up all night.
Brutus: So today, I'm calling in sick and tired!
“Hello Chief? My back has gone completely out and my wife has to take me up to the Back Institute on Dish Street. Yes, that’s right, my wife is driving me to Dish Traction…” :-)
(Thinking up new excuses)“Hello Boss..I was headed out the door to come to work but the wind was blowing so hard I just turned around and went back inside..I’ll try to make it in tomorrow.”
Sportymonk about 10 years ago
Sick and tired of working there probably.
tahoeh2o about 10 years ago
I woke up blind. I can’t see coming to work…
ChessPirate about 10 years ago
“Hello Chief? My back has gone completely out and my wife has to take me up to the Back Institute on Dish Street. Yes, that’s right, my wife is driving me to Dish Traction…” :-)
PunyParson about 10 years ago
He could be sick and tired of being sick and tired.
boldyuma about 10 years ago
(Thinking up new excuses)“Hello Boss..I was headed out the door to come to work but the wind was blowing so hard I just turned around and went back inside..I’ll try to make it in tomorrow.”