Herman by Jim Unger for January 21, 2015

Yes, mother.

“this is a classy joint”

The sign said, “Mom’s Home Cooking.”(Although she really cooks at the restaurant.)

You’re paying to come into this classy place. So act like it.

Mom’s Diner.

Him…“She is this same way at home.”

“And sit up straight!’

And no dessert if you don’t finish your veggies.

… as I take my elbows off the table and leave this stupid joint, I will say, “And I will be telling my friends to never come here.”

Mabel, Mabel, sweet and able. Get your elbows off the table.