If the bear is truly bi-polar then there should be a ‘to-be-continued’ foot mark for when the bear goes from depression to over-active and rips the wrapping off.
Bi-Polar Bear, Shang-Xia, is not all that different from “normal” folks. He’s just savoring the goodness of the wrapping and putting off opening the package for a bit. We shouldn’t pick on a sensitive bear!
KZ71 about 10 years ago
What if what’s inside is shrimp? Give that two weeks and NOTHING in your house will be “pretty” anymore.
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
If the bear is truly bi-polar then there should be a ‘to-be-continued’ foot mark for when the bear goes from depression to over-active and rips the wrapping off.
Sisyphos about 10 years ago
Bi-Polar Bear, Shang-Xia, is not all that different from “normal” folks. He’s just savoring the goodness of the wrapping and putting off opening the package for a bit. We shouldn’t pick on a sensitive bear!
Ermine Notyours about 10 years ago
Inside the box is an actual Schrödinger’s cat experiement
prrdh about 10 years ago
If life is a journey, not a destination, maybe it’s a package, not the contents.