Drabble by Kevin Fagan for February 10, 2015
Transcript:
June: Look, Ralph! While you were in the operating room, I met your ex-girlfriend! I never knew you were dating her at the same time you were dating me! Linda: And I never knew why you stopped calling me! Why didn't you tell me you were getting married? Ralph: So, how did my surgery go? June: Don't try to change the subject!
woodworker318 almost 10 years ago
You’re in big trouble Ralph.
electricshadow Premium Member almost 10 years ago
If this keeps up, he’s gonna need MORE surgery.
cabalonrye almost 10 years ago
As the old saying goes, chicks come home to roost
davidf42 almost 10 years ago
I agree with Fuz Fuz and am very disappointed in Honeybunch. I thought she was a better person than this.
donwalter almost 10 years ago
He had his cake, and ate it too
Darrell Patton almost 10 years ago
A coma is looking very attractive right about now.
ajr58 almost 10 years ago
Reminds me of a Home Improvement episode
mourdac Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Immediate need for painkillers.
e.groves almost 10 years ago
Quick, Ralph. Grab your chest.
ChessPirate almost 10 years ago
Ralph, just write it off to seeing double after the operation and go back to sleep…
spazmaticcelery almost 10 years ago
Considering Ralph married June/Honeybunch, you’d think she would be less hostile and more flattered.
theorgandude almost 10 years ago
The way this is going for Ralph, he’ll go from a hip surgery to being neutered very quickly.
Ginny Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Hey, nursie! What happened to “do no harm”, and Honeybunch – wait ’til he gets well before you wail on him. Unfair!!
Mike Parsons Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Boy, kick a man when he’s already down!
locake almost 10 years ago
This nurse is very unprofessional, way out of line. I thought nurses were overworked and didn’t have time for idle gossip.
bobviously almost 10 years ago
You picked the wrong one, Ralph.
sandman54 almost 10 years ago
good thing he has a new hip me thinks he he is going to get the opportunity to try it real soon
Jaythor 10 months ago
Typical, June being her usual selfish, monstrous, controlling self. More worried about something that happened decades ago than the poor man who just had surgery.