Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for January 14, 2015

They’ll be lucky if the place is still in one piece.

Agreed. Slim is always depicted as the stereotypical thick-as-a-brick husband from the worst sitcoms.

Remember Tony Contralto? Ten to one, he’ll track Lil and Chubby down.

Let’s hope they’re right.

Jim, I trust you to have a plan, but please hurry!