The Dinette Set by Julie Larson for January 23, 2015

Jerry looks like an athlete like I look like Nicole Kidman! Well maybe Nicole Kidman’s grandmother.Who is he fooling, ladies can’t stand to get within 5 feet of him, The smell of Hai Karate will singe your eyebrows. And lets not go into the “hair” situation. Hmmm, do you suppose he takes off the wig during….well….“those times”? Wonder what he looks like without it.

Wait…during “those times” he is alone. I forgot.

Jerry thinks just because the advert says it, it must be so.

This lime flavored smells just like KoolAid. Finally had to tell my cousin to Just. Stop>!

Don’t think it takes a lift ticket to make Jerry look like an idiot.

Hey… I found X! Look up there ↑!

Ooops.

Oh…. wait…. X….you’re above me again.Your life sure has its ups and downs.

This from a guy who takes old giant flat screen TV boxes from behind the appliance store and leaves them on the curb in front of his house.

Jerry is like those folks who back in the day would leave all their paper baggage tags (I said “Back in the day”) on their luggage so people would know they travelled a lot.And 2old, without his hair Jerry looks like a great big….

Jerry’s sweatshirt makes a nice play on Head Ski Wear and equipment and Jerry’s actual skill on the slopes….HEAD OVER HEELS. I would love to see him at the top of the rope tow on the beginners slope and see him stumble and crash right where everyone else is trying to get off.

Re: Jer’s Idiot quotient….the lift ticket got there kinda late……it’s that asinine hairpiece that makes him look like an idiot…….

Verla loves skiers, and any other breathing male.