Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for January 29, 2015

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enjoy this vintage 1992 classic tom the dancing bug every thursday panels from the annals of the tom the dancing bug archive check back every friday for a fresh, brand new tom the dancing bug! tom the dancing bug by 1992 ruben bolling harvey richards lawyer for children a free balloon with every consultation when we last saw mr. richards, he was embroiled in a legal battle with his nemesis, edward potter! harvey: my client isn't taking one shoulder-slug, potter! edward: then, you'd better start some fast talking, richards! my clients called, "last one to the see-saw gets shoulder-slugs from everyone!" they also called "everyone included" and no "except-me";s. harvey: hmm... but you didn't say which see-saw set! there's one across town... edward: what -- you think i'm an amateur?! i'd drafted this document fully specifying this location! harvey: but you didn't call when the race starts... edward: "starting then"! harvey: "starting later"! edward: ha! i got it in first! we've got an air-tight case now, richards! harvey: damn! i'm afraid he's right, randy. you'll have to take those shoulder-slugs. harvey: what?! harvey: want to grab a beer, potter? edward: sure, i've got some time before my 3:00... oop: augh! mr. richards! pow pow