Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 16, 2015
February 13, 2015
February 17, 2015
Transcript:
some advice for the academy it's oscar time! but what if some pushy winner won't shut up? actor: i'd like to thank my agent & my mother & my sommelier & l. ron hubbard & my cats- what th- a rolling blackout might slow him down. actor: & my producer & my feng shuist & my rolodex & hey! i'm not finished! blamo try an exploding oscar with a 2 minute fuse. tres hollywood! actor: & my personal trainer & my geneticist & no! no! get them away from me! a dispirited group of oscar winners from years past who've slipped back into obscurity could be herded onstage. actor: & i'd like to thank god for believing in me! god: oh, yeah? an act of god. when approached, he said he'd love to help, but only with best picture, maybe best director.
Sisyphos almost 10 years ago
There are more direct ways of curtailing tediously long Hollywoodian blatherings, but unfortunately most of them are quite illegal. Pity.
comixbomix almost 10 years ago
Have Kanye disapprove of the selections…?