Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 14, 2015

This is why now and then you should never pick up the phone.

The attempted coverup is always worse than the crime.

The boy doth protest too much, methinks!

Could be just preventative.

Interesting

I think I’ll teach my daughter to answer the phone that way.

I guess the caller was a noodle.

Uh-oh!

Read that rant again in Edward G. Robinson’s voice, and it’ll be obvious the boy’s been watching too much tv again. (Wonder how many won’t know who that was?)

Only the cover ups that don’t work.

Much like yesterday’s innocence-protest…the one in which he says Susie cannot prove he threw the snowball and then tells her, “Besides, I missed….”

it’s cool.

it’s cold here… 52 Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…

when telemarketers would call, i would do annoying things on the phone. pressing buttons while they were talking. telling them to talk louder, complete silence through their spiel, telling them the wrong number, telling them they are lying during their script

I like this one

Somebody called while you were gone.Did you take a message?NoWho was it?Didn’t say. Just said it was important!

Calvin should never play poker

I might be wrong but I think Calvin is going to get a scolding from Mum later on.

xxx

If that was me on the other end I would laugh it off. Who takes him seriously.

I always practiced the concept it was easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission..Unfortunately, the outcomes were not always positive…

Nothing suspicious about that greeting. Just carry on. As you were. Pip pip, tally ho.

Interesting

Nice

Seee..