Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for January 11, 2015

That’s OK, I miss my memory too.

THAT’S JUST WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OLD AND WHAT DOESN’T HURT DOESN’T WORK

What’s a memory?

What did I come here for?

They say the memory’s always the second thing to go.

Go where Ralph ?

Greatest invention……………..the pill case with days of the week on them. Only problem is when the case is full, I have to remember what day it is to start.

Faces on Mr. Hephalump’s forehead.

I reckon he used to be…

This happens a lot here but….um……ah….. Where was I ?

i do this myself. i have a half sentence and forgot what i was gonna say.

I don’t remember going senile.

Too obvious; waaaay too obvious!

An elephant never forgets… unless he forgets he’s an elephant!