Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for January 22, 2015

Mental exercise for today: try to imagine a snake pulling on skinny jeans.

Must be worse to buy new jeans and discover you can’t eat while wearing them.

I can remember the youthful folly of wearing Levis I had to lie down on the bed to button…and couldn’t sit down in.

Thank heavens, I don’t do that any more….and alas, no one would want me to….

LOL

All I know about snakes I learned in Jungle Survival School at Clark AB, Philippines. They told us that there were 121 species of snakes in the Philippines: 120 of them were poisonous; the other swallowed you whole.

There is a reason snakes don’t eat everything they can get their hands on…

Well, they don’t make your butt look fat. They just make you have one.