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All I know about snakes I learned in Jungle Survival School at Clark AB, Philippines. They told us that there were 121 species of snakes in the Philippines: 120 of them were poisonous; the other swallowed you whole.
jreckard about 10 years ago
Mental exercise for today: try to imagine a snake pulling on skinny jeans.
SusanSunshine Premium Member about 10 years ago
Must be worse to buy new jeans and discover you can’t eat while wearing them.
I can remember the youthful folly of wearing Levis I had to lie down on the bed to button…and couldn’t sit down in.
Thank heavens, I don’t do that any more….and alas, no one would want me to….
LOL
dflak about 10 years ago
All I know about snakes I learned in Jungle Survival School at Clark AB, Philippines. They told us that there were 121 species of snakes in the Philippines: 120 of them were poisonous; the other swallowed you whole.
neverenoughgold about 10 years ago
There is a reason snakes don’t eat everything they can get their hands on…
jud03005 about 10 years ago
Well, they don’t make your butt look fat. They just make you have one.