Brevity by Dan Thompson for January 30, 2015

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    He’s still bitter about the breakup with that little French truffle…

    If only he’d get sweet on someone else again…he was nicer when his heart was all melty and gooey,,,but he doesn’t meet the right ones, cos he’s always in a bar.

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    cdward  almost 10 years ago

    Take inspiration from the Samurai who say life, like a Cherry Blossom, is beautiful yet short. You can say, like a chocolate bar, life is sweet yet short. Though I admits, 86% cacao might seem a bit bitter.

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    jreckard  almost 10 years ago

    It was a dark and stormy bite.

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    Varnes  almost 10 years ago

    What ever happened to good old fashioned hard candy?…I don’t like chocolate that much….

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    Plods with ...™  almost 10 years ago

    Send him to my house… he won’t have time to be sad.

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    SkyFisher  almost 10 years ago

    Mmmmm. I love the dark stuff! I’m diabetic so I have cultivated a taste for bitter things like strong coffee, cinnamon, and very dark chocolate..It’s not weird.

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    shipl14  almost 10 years ago

    And nuts

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    Boise Ed Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    I wouldn’t mind eating chocolate that had been drinking a nice wine.

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    mightyfrog  almost 10 years ago

    Goth chocolate

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    Rwill  almost 10 years ago

    I just finished off a 80 % with cacao nibs bar, really yummy.

    When you get those high percentage bars at first bite they are kind of chalky/bitter compared to the lower % ones. But as you keep eating it they just keep getting better.

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    Superfrog  almost 10 years ago

    I never met a chocolate I didn’t like.

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