The Martian Confederacy by Paige Braddock and Jason McNamara for January 15, 2015

Good morning y’all. Damaging the biosphere just like out west. Have a great day everyone.

So… an outlaw martian cowboy motorcycle gang?

Ooh, chicks on Harley’s. I can relate. (well no I can’t, but at my age I can at least think about it)

But, but, but who is gonna babysit?

“Mars Needs Women”.

You’re gonna need a bigger bike.

Now this getting Red Neck…..Biker Girls on Mars……when is the next shuttle?

Well, the moss has increased the O2 levels sufficient for internal combustion engines. That’s good.

“AND THIS”……long pause "Is not that story…..BIKER BABES of MARS…..directed by Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino written by Jason and art by Paige.(Don’t know it, it could make you guys money)

Boy! Mars gets a little more oxygen, and then they treat it like Earth.