Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2015
January 27, 2015
January 29, 2015
Transcript:
Dutch Haywire: Private Bailey, take this ugly supervillain to a prison where no one will ever see her! Woof, what a face! Rip Haywire: Dad, er, Dutch, are yo ubehind me getting axed as Sheriff? How could you? Dutch Haywire: Rip, you signed on with me to take down skull. Rip Haywire: Yeh, but with the baby coming, I figured this would be a better fit for me. Dutch Haywire: Even if that were true, it wouldn't matter. Rip Haywire: We need Cobra on the next Mission! We threatened her with jail, but.... Dutch Haywire: She'll only work for us if you're involved, too. Rip Haywire: Aw man, why are my exes always the only ones for the job.
Chrisdiaz801 about 10 years ago
In the back of your mind, Rip, you already know that answer.
Chithing Premium Member about 10 years ago
It’ll always be either an ex or your mom, but I doubt that you’ll get a choice.
Space_cat about 10 years ago
Is that Beetle Bailey I see?
Fuddy Duddy about 10 years ago
“Exes”? There’s more than one?
Observer fo Irony about 10 years ago
Yesterday I guessed 2 reasons for Rip getting canned and 1 was right. Do I get an ‘Atta Troll’ for that?
manteo16nc about 10 years ago
Who’s more indestructible, Rip or Martine in the flashback episodes of 9 Chickweed Lane? Both modern-day Wile E. Coyotes(but more successful).
NWdryad about 10 years ago
Yay Cobra!
Fuddy Duddy about 10 years ago
Watched an old episode of “Cheyenne” last night. Clint Walker sang “Beautiful Dreamer” and “Whip Crack Away”.-Now, somewhere in the deep recesses of my memory, I recall something about Rip Haywire being modeled after Clint Walker. I’m struggling with the thought of how Mr. Thompson could work in a singing Rip.-Nope . . . can’t see it, and my mind’s eye is starting to burn.
B LeCren about 10 years ago
This story just keeps “Beetling” along…
B LeCren about 10 years ago
I hope Otto doesn’t replace TNT…
Dragoncat about 10 years ago
And tomorrow, TNT will wish Rip still had the sheriff job.
DorianKTB about 10 years ago
Rip and Breezy are gonna have when crazy baby-shower/rescue!
DorianKTB about 10 years ago
Rip and Breezy are gonna have when crazy baby-shower/rescue!