Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 28, 2015

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Dutch Haywire: Private Bailey, take this ugly supervillain to a prison where no one will ever see her! Woof, what a face! Rip Haywire: Dad, er, Dutch, are yo ubehind me getting axed as Sheriff? How could you? Dutch Haywire: Rip, you signed on with me to take down skull. Rip Haywire: Yeh, but with the baby coming, I figured this would be a better fit for me. Dutch Haywire: Even if that were true, it wouldn't matter. Rip Haywire: We need Cobra on the next Mission! We threatened her with jail, but.... Dutch Haywire: She'll only work for us if you're involved, too. Rip Haywire: Aw man, why are my exes always the only ones for the job.