That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for January 14, 2015

Only place she can read “50 Shades of Grey” without her husband finding out.

Pervs before there was telephone service…

Dear Madam:

What are you wearing?

(s) An Admirer

My favourite misprint on one of those warnings, for a Kenzo-type knife: “keep out of children.”

masterskrain, for every stupid product warning, there is a rich idiot and a rich ambulance chaser out there somewhere.

She’s just raking in the profits.

You forgot the protective gloves and the goggles!

the tag on the package said it was a Yellow rose, so how did I get Red?

Once again, so far, this isn’t in the list of works, by this artist, in Mr. Melcher’s blog. A somewhat enlarged image can be found here (Google translated).Le Billet Doux (The Love Letter) is privately owned. It is shown, with a different coloration, click-to-enlarge image, by its auction record.The artist did at least 2 others with that English title (click for maybe click-to-enlarge)

    documented here, and here. The artist’s Wikipedia page and collection (more under Subcategories).Fourteenth, of the other 14 works (list link above), by this artist, that have, so far, appeared in Mr. Melcher’s blog, to also appear here (15 total).

19th Century Texting

Love these comments. Thanks gang.

NO USER-SERVICEABLE PARTS. RETURN TO MANUFACTURER WITH ORIGINAL PACKAGING AND WE WILL DETERMINE IF A REPAIR OR REPLACEMENT IS APPROPRIATE.

“And would you like the extended warranty on that rake?”

Curse the rake! He’s sent me a “Dear John”.

Bertrand’s note asked if she loved him, but she continued to hedge.

Give her a break… Understanding new technology is always a daunting task.

You need the manual to set up Bluetooth on your rake. What? A rake does not have Bluetooth? Why not? Everything is better with Bluetooth.

Another work by this artist can be found here.