B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for April 12, 2010

I don’t think that’s the way it works!

Good Morning, Dogsniff, Grog & LuvH8!

First of all, you have to be going fast enough to have resistance.

He needs to add a spoiler in the back to maintain traction at “high” speeds.

Ouch, THAT’s going to leave a mark. Or two hundred.

I guess this also means that John’s shell has lost its nerve.

Is it faster or further?

Good Morning! I hope you are doing well today. There is a message for you from Thom on yesterday’s Birdbrains, you are supposed to read it before you read today’s Birdbrains.

Richard Hello, Have A Nice Day!

dimple, dimple, dimple, dimple, CRACK!

Hello Dogsniff, Johanan, Gweedo & Everyone!

LUVH8 I shiver in anticipation. If I see the word “Faces”, I have my shrink on speed dial. Wonder if he’s up at 4 AM?

Good Morning All!!

I thought it was to hold tiny little amounts of beer.

Then Tiger will hit on him, too.

Well he could use all the help he can get, but I don’t think that’ll help.

Good Morning, Lonewolf, LuvH8 & Dogsniff!

Uh Oh….turtles ‘nekid’ again….

No pants, no shell, no speed….

He’d be faster without the shell. He’d be streaking.

It DOES work! I think the Mythbusters tried this on a car a year or so ago and found that they got improved mileage due to less wind resistance.

I love Mythbusters!

DW’s got dimples….I think it’s called cellulite

Oops, did I say that outloud?

SPAM ALERT

That would explain why they’re so slow