Close to Home by John McPherson for April 12, 2010

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    margueritem  over 14 years ago

    Nothing worse than a hot brain…

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I don’t think that the way the cool kids do it.

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    treBsdrawkcaB  over 14 years ago

    Garrett is confusing electronics with the great way God designed our bodies to regulate temperature.

    I’m surprised that the other students put up with the noise during the test.

    Friend, “Garrett, don’t you think that contraption makes you look like a doofus?” Garrett, “No Sweat! It’ll make me look cool! I love my fans!’

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    new meaning to the term “propeller-head”…

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    rw1h  over 14 years ago

    I think if he had spent as much time studying for the exam as he did rigging that contraption, he wouldn’t be needing it….

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    bald  over 14 years ago

    maybe he spent too much time studying for the test and needs too cool it for a while

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    jpozenel  over 14 years ago

    He needs to yawn more!

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    pawpawbear  over 14 years ago

    All y’all are just jealous you didn’t think of it when you were in school.

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    Smiley Rmom  over 14 years ago

    I could have used one of those sometimes. I’ve fainted twice from being too hot. Anyone know where I could buy a replacement thermostat for my body? I think mine needs replaced.

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    pawpawbear  over 14 years ago

    @Rmom—keep plenty of water nearby. Room temp. is better than ice cold. God bless.

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    notinksanymore  over 14 years ago

    He needs Detritus’ helmet.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    Hair conditioning.

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    Fogger_man  over 14 years ago

    It might give his hair a “frosted” look! (boooo!)

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