Frazz by Jef Mallett for February 07, 2015
February 06, 2015
February 08, 2015
Transcript:
Caulfield: I'm a genius! I know the answer to the big one! Frazz: The big one? Caulfield: "Do horizontal lines make people's butts look big?" Frazz: And? Caulfield: It depends on the length of the lines. Frazz: That does not make you a genius. Caulfield: Nope. Saying it only to you makes me a genius.
Boots at the Boar Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Wouldn’t it depend on the width? Oh wait, never mind.
cabalonrye almost 10 years ago
A genius and a survivor
Saddenedby Premium Member almost 10 years ago
very wise child!!!!!!
dzw3030 almost 10 years ago
I was buying T-shirt souvenirs for the two ladies who collect my mail when I’m out of town. My buddy noticed I was buying “small” size. He asked, “You know their size?” I replied, “No. I buy small ‘cause even if they don’t fit, the girls will be flattered. If the shirts are too small and the girls squeeze into them, so much the better.” :-))
meowlin almost 10 years ago
If Abe Lincoln was really honest:MTL: “Abraham, does this dress make my backside look big?”AL: “No, dear.”
Mary McNeil Premium Member almost 10 years ago
Not saying at all would be even better.
tomielm almost 10 years ago
Lord, Child! There’s so much you don’t get about this comic strip. You’ll have to be more specific.
JeffDM over 7 years ago