Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 05, 2015

And we’re having sparrow soup.

Where’s his inverter to get AC?? (I know, picky, picky, Wiley.)

We’re having the neighbor’s cat tonight, honey!

Yay! Birds on the Barbie!

If they bridge two phases they’re toast.

Since when does a battery (DC/Direct Current) have a phase?

Hey, meat on the table!

I’m sure he meant completing a circuit, not phase.

This is hilarious: I love well done stupid stuff!

Love the truck!

Cream of asparakeet

I was assuming he over thawed the birdbath, and got boiled birdie. There is steam.

Is he talking to his cat or wife? Or both/either/or?

It could be tough out there…..

Hmm. It worked on the birds. Now if I can just convince my wife that it’s a hot tub…

Rose liked Tommy best!

Just need to pluck dinner & maybe add some salt…

My Geek side has to comment that shorting a car battery will give you a brief, but spectacular, blast of sparks and battery casing shrapnel. The intense heat will boil the battery fluid into steam in an instant and BANG!. Been there, ducked that. :-))

Who cares, I think it is funny.

Shouldn’t there be duct tape involved?