Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 08, 2015

I’ve been saying the same thing. Fruits and nuts, fruits and nuts. Not that the rest of the solar system is much better. The sun is nothing but a ball of flaming gas close to Uranus. (There I did the Uranus joke. Anyone else that does it is obviously too lazy or slow to read the comments before posting derivative crap.)

But it comes with chocolate, so it’s not all bad…

But it does have a soft center.

It’s assorted bodies of the Solar System. There are two too many of them to be planets, I don’t see Saturn, and one is Earth’s moon.

Ain’t that the truth!

Hey no one is perfect.

Rickster – that was BRILLIANT!

And yet, you did it…

“And it’s got this oily gunk all over it. It’s gone bad, throw it out!”

Just gouge out all the red states. That’ll get rid of most of them.

Somewhat toxic as well – I’d throw that one back out to the edge of the galaxy.

Oh, this box comes with a moon, too! Bonus!

Jupiter, Neptune, Earth, Io, Venus, Mars, Uranus, Luna (Moon), Pluto, Venus. Missing Mercury and Saturn.

Should have went with the chocolate covered comets.