Monty by Jim Meddick for February 10, 2015
Transcript:
Well... It's coming and as usual I've got no relationship. And no date... First stage Valentinecholia subject begins to wallow in self-pity. Second stage: subject begins to resent every happy couple he encounters. Hey, you two! Why don't you get a room?! She's my sister. I'm greeting her after a bus trip from Cleveland. Sorry. Never mind. You get a pass.
kaz.yoshida over 9 years ago
I am Monty. (sob)
Plumbob Wilson over 9 years ago
What happened to the lady cop he was dating? And, I don’t recall Meddick breaking the 4th wall before. Is this a first?
Sisyphos over 9 years ago
I’d almost feel sorry for Monty, except that there is no need for him to wallow in Valentinecholia. He’s bringing it on himself rather than seeking solace from Gretchen, or the cop-lady (whose name I’ve forgotten; something Irish-sounding, I think?), or some other sweet young thing….
puddlesplatt over 9 years ago
has Monty ever had s""?, that is his problem!
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
I wonder what was going on in Cleveland…
Kip W over 9 years ago
Ah. American Greetings!
(Their HQ is in… oh, never mind.)
PettyMower over 9 years ago
I’m so looking forward to Stage 3!
kaz.yoshida over 9 years ago
@A Common ’taterha ha ha. Thank you for the laugh