Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 26, 2015

He needed a Kitty Kong!I learned not to thaw meat in the sink. Learned that one quick too.Max used to open the bottom cupboard and nap in a pot,. Learned to rinse before using too!

It’s bigger on the inside… It’s a Drawerdis!

If I left the laundry room open, Roy and Chester try to crawl into the bag. Roy still tries but not as often, I know he misses Chester.

I keep my cat food bag in the large soup pot with the lid on in the cabinet. My cat comes running from wherever he is in the house when he hears the lid come off the soup pot to supervise transferring cat food to the smaller sealed container on the counter. I learned to keep the cat food sealed off like this when the bags started getting holes eaten in them. Even so, the cabinet doors in the kitchen mysteriously open at night by themselves. hmmmm.

Why are they blaming Lupin? He’s just an innocent speelunker. Maybe it was an evil mouse…

its like waking up from a really awesome dream

I use Vittle Vaults with gamma lids for a reason, cat food and dog food both. Glass jars for Cockatoo food. All the kids will go to the source.

Miss Kitty just like to open all the doors and see what is inside

Is this the old brand of kibble or the new brand?

The depressing thing here is, the cats very much remind me of our local news broadcasters (human, that is.) ’Splains why we no longer watch.

Me, too <3

Hahahaha!

Me three, except for Ten Cats!

We open drawers,We shut drawers,We enter cabinets through drawers,And find at the end of our only journeyNo cat-condo, no box, no food.The bowl is empty,The cat-bed is being launderedThe kibble bag is emptyBut if I could crawl through this drawer again,I would.- With apologies to Nazim Hikmet- http://leonarddurso.com/2014/03/14/this-journey-by-nazim-hikmet/

Lupin’s not only wearing his Indiana Jones hat, but somewhere along the line he picked up a bull whip, too. So cute.

The guy who did say “It’s beautiful” did not come to a good ending.Lupin may get a time out…..or a belly ache from eating all the Kibbles.

I dump my bags of dry cat food into a large rubbermaid bin. The cats can’t get into it and it is vermin proof too.They do open the cupboard doors and get under the sink though.

Lupin has discovered the passage to paradise. Now, nothing will keep the entire news team from exploring the new unknown.

Indiana Kitty

This totally channels the time I yanked open a drawer — in a hurry to get something – and the drawer was alive with grey, quivering fur. My heart almost stopped while I processed it and finally realized that my cat had climbed into the bottom cabinet and half squeezed her chubby little self up into the drawer from behind. I almost decapitated her as she couldn’t fit all the way in. She screeched. I screamed. The only thing we were missing was a hockey mask and a bloody axe. Yikes.

“Lupin, A Glitch in the Wardrobe”

Jingle Belle likes to paw open the lower cupboard and explore among the pots and pans. She also tries to get under the sink but I discourage that because cleaning products are stored there. She has pulled open the towel drawer more than once and pulled the towels out onto the floor and I caught her once on the cabinet with her head in the upper cupboard investigating the canned goods. (Maybe looking for the canned cat food).

Elvis: Elvis here, coming to you live at the scene where Lupin is stuck in a drawer.

Lupin? What’s it like in there?

Lupin: Elvis, I’m in a mystical cavern deep in the kitchen.

Elvis: …A drawer?

Lupin: No, Elvis. The drawer was just a way in…

I’ve discovered an interconnected series of cupboards stretching the entire expanse of the kitchen!

Puck: Puck here, live with a witness to Lupin’s disappearance… Sir, what did you see?

Elvis: Stop it.

Lupin: …I’m passing under the sink. …Can you still hear me?

GASP. …My God.

[Giant bag marked KIBBLE]

Lupin: …It’s beautiful.

Woman: Oh, dang it.

Man: What?

Woman: Lupin chewed a hole through the kibble bag.

Lupin: Put me back!

Puck: Puck here, live with a witness to Lupin’s reappearance. Sir, what did you see?

Ha—love the giant bag of kibble and the “My God. It’s beautiful” line. Made me laugh.

Where did he get / how did he build that ice-cream cone torch?

Okay, I just got brought back here cause someone liked a response I made to Coyoty. In doing so I reread this strip and I have a question. HOW DOES LUPIN KNOW WHAT ELVIS IS SAYING!!!!!!!!!!???!!!!!!!!! Lupin’s deaf, he only knows what other’s say because he can read whiskers. But he can’t see whiskers inside the cabinets to read them.

My hamster got into a Cheerios box once, and when he came out he had a cheerio stuck on his wrist like a little bracelet… it was so cute.